Compiled by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig further transcribing by: Eric Aasen (mention: The previously unseen parts of this event tend to be shown in blue book.)

Chandler: Alright, therefore I’m back high-school, i am located in the center of the cafeteria, and I recognize Im entirely naked.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the telephone begins to band. Today I’m not sure what you should do, everybody begins analyzing myself.

Chandler: Finally, we figure I would better address they, a nd as it happens it really is my personal mother, and that is very-very strange, because- she never phone calls myself!

Ross: i recently feel just like some body achieved down my personal neck, got my lightweight intestine, pulled it out of my lips and tied it around my personal neck.

Monica: Oh actually, to ensure that hysterical call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have actually grandkids, I’ll never has grandchildren.” ended up being what? A wrong wide variety? Continue reading →