In case the girlfriend could flirt, she’s likely to flirt. Acting like a deranged, hyper-jealous mind case isn’t planning to stop people from performing everything. Indeed, it will probably just exacerbate this lady need.

20. Flirting with female cops, TSA representatives, protection guards, alongside ladies in uniform because we assumed these people were homosexual.

I lust after a woman in a consistent, but unfortunately never assume all women in uniforms crave after me.

21. LENGTHY FINGERNAILS.

I love those very long, pointy Lana Del Rey fingernails. However, my ex-girlfriend would not value them whenever I attempted penetration with those brutal talons.

Oh, the sacrifices you trends lezzies must alllow for intercourse! The good news is sexual climaxes feel good than acrylic nails taste.

22. Faking an orgasm.

You are in a position to fake orgasms with guys, you can’t fool yours gender, honey. Read this option the tough method.

23. non-safe sex, because, you know, “lesbians can’t have STIs.”

I’m surprised I managed to get away from my naughty step (We state “slut” in a motivated way! Don’t concern!) without finding every STI under the sun.

Used to don’t even know just what a dental care dam got when I got 21. I was thinking it actually was something they caught within mouth area during the dental practitioner. And I also dislike the dentist.

24. Playing into the “helpless femme” stereotype.

Simply because culture associates womanliness with weakness doesn’t mean i need to play the role. Screw that. We don loads of mascara, look great in pale green, and will save myself personally from whichever tragedy.

25. Falling in love while lost at lesbian events.

“Owen, I’m in love” I once slurred to my closest friend in the now-defunct Williamsburg homosexual bar “Sugarland.” The second morning we woke using my heart pounding and my personal throat as dried out given that Sahara desert. Continue reading →